ThanksKilling

Nice tits bitch!

A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Shot on an estimated budget of 3,500$ this Horror,Comedy,Thriller is the type of movie you aspiring film makers should take note's on how to make a low budget masterpiece that doesn't look like shit! and the cover doesn't lie first thing you see is BOOBS! 

A cursed 510 year old homicidal turkey named Turkie goes on a tear Killing anyone he comes across! the special FX were pretty damn good for the budget it had, The jokes were so bad i almost spit my beer out laghing so hard, The acting was so bad it was genius! and the plot was so far fetched and fucked up it was the greatest thing in the world.

ThanksKilling is a very enjoyable movie that will leave you feeling extremely stupid and "stuffed" in a very good way! I highly recommend that everyone checks this movie out! So rub some gravy on your tits and watch this movie! Gravy is not necessary but will enhance your movie watching experience!

The Sequel ThanksKilling 3 (Yes 3 it skipped it's own sequel!) was recently released and was funded by the awesome fans who donated 112,248$ through Kickstarter! just so they could see Turkie have a acting future and not be shipped off to the Thanksgiving Turkey Plant to be plucked and packaged for our enjoyment, but rather film a new movie for our enjoyment!

I'll be checking out ThanksKilling 3 in a day or 2 and can't wait! "Cause I Always Come Back For Seconds!" or thirds!

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Stitches

Before i start this i got just one question to ask is "Everybody Happy?" if not you will be after watching this movie.

Stiches is everything you could ask for in a Horor/Comedy It's entertaining, funny, gory and for the most just a great well made movie, it really delivers everything a Horror/Comedy stands for and is up there with the best of them if not on the top! It has Strong Bloody Violence And Gore, Sexual Content, Language, Drug And Alcohol Use-All Involving Teens and thats just what the MPAA R rating read's that right there should make you want to see it. The acting is great I've never seen a better Clown played so perfectly by anyone, Ross Noble aka Stitches is now up there near the top of the Clown ranks, Funnier then Krusty, More Dangerous than The Joker, Pennywise, ICP, and Pogo(Gacy) combined, and with a little help from viewers he'll be more famous than the Big Clown himself  Ronald McDonald in no time.

I hope to see a sequel or two in the future, there's not many Teen Slasher Clown Horror Comedy's out there that are worth watching I'm glad to say I've seen this movie.

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Synopsis

STITCHES, starring funny man ROSS NOBLE, is the black-comedy horror that has become one of the most anticipated films of the season. Directed by CONOR MCHAHON (Dead Meat), the film enjoyed a hugely successful screening at this year’s Frightfest and won TOTAL FILM’s ‘Best Death’ Award.

Jaded Richard Grindle is the sleaziest clown working the children’s party circuit in Ireland. Arriving late to one birthday, his timing is off, the bratty kids a nightmare and a prank goes horribly wrong - he falls on a kitchen knife and goes to that Big Top in the sky. Years later the same nasty kids attend another more grown up bash. Little do they know, thanks to a black magic clown cult, Stitches will be the uninvited guest of honour seeking revenge on those responsible for his untimely death.

Laughs and gore combine in this twisted tale which also sees some fantastic performances from its young and upcoming cast that includes; TOMMY KNIGHT (Doctor Who) andGEMMA-LEAH DEVEREUX (The Tudors).

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