ThanksKilling

Nice tits bitch!

A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Shot on an estimated budget of 3,500$ this Horror,Comedy,Thriller is the type of movie you aspiring film makers should take note's on how to make a low budget masterpiece that doesn't look like shit! and the cover doesn't lie first thing you see is BOOBS! 

A cursed 510 year old homicidal turkey named Turkie goes on a tear Killing anyone he comes across! the special FX were pretty damn good for the budget it had, The jokes were so bad i almost spit my beer out laghing so hard, The acting was so bad it was genius! and the plot was so far fetched and fucked up it was the greatest thing in the world.

ThanksKilling is a very enjoyable movie that will leave you feeling extremely stupid and "stuffed" in a very good way! I highly recommend that everyone checks this movie out! So rub some gravy on your tits and watch this movie! Gravy is not necessary but will enhance your movie watching experience!

The Sequel ThanksKilling 3 (Yes 3 it skipped it's own sequel!) was recently released and was funded by the awesome fans who donated 112,248$ through Kickstarter! just so they could see Turkie have a acting future and not be shipped off to the Thanksgiving Turkey Plant to be plucked and packaged for our enjoyment, but rather film a new movie for our enjoyment!

I'll be checking out ThanksKilling 3 in a day or 2 and can't wait! "Cause I Always Come Back For Seconds!" or thirds!