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Tuesday, 25 June 2013

ThanksKilling 3

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ThanksKilling 2 has been destroyed! Only 1 copy still Exists! And Turkie will stop at nothing to get it! Will Turkie be able to save the last copy of ThanksKilling 2?? gotta watch to find out!

ThanksKilling 3 is the Sequel to ThanksKilling 1 and starts off with boobs in the first second, just like the first film does! and Turkeys are alot like women we only love them for there breasts! but not Turkie you'll love him for more then his breasts he comes "stuffed" with hilarious joke's and a "fowl" attitude! Sometimes I wished I dropped acid or still smoked weed, cuz this shit here would blow your fucking mind even more on drugs! And for those of you who have never dropped acid before this is what it would look like on a good trip, A wacky fucked up Thankgiving movie with puppets and a couple humans and of course the key to every great Thanksgiving movie... a Tur"KEY"! This movie isn't just cheesy its Sesame Street on Acid for adults or children with cool parents! Kid's if your parents won't allow you to watch this, tell them to go "Pluck Themselves!"

It's a good thing there was no police around while shooting this movie cuz Turkie would of defiantly been arrested for "Fowl" play or jay walking across the street on the chickens day off. but in all seriousness this movie is "Beaking" awesome the first was shot on a budget of 3,500$ and was so popular the fans supported the sequel by donating over 100,000$ to create this independent  classic! So go find it on Amazon, Itunes, VOD, and many more places, or get "Plucked"

 "You'll love Turkie for more then his breasts! he comes "stuffed" with hilarious joke's and a "fowl" attitude!" PlentyOfHorror!
ThanksKilling 1 Review Click Here!
In "ThanksKilling 3", the fowl-mouthed villain Turkie is back and hacking his way to find the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2" which has landed in the hands of a group of disturbingly crude puppets. The death toll rises as Turkie carves through the likes of Flowis the rapping grandma, Rhonda the bisexual space worm, Yomi the puppet in search of her mind, and their equally ridiculous friends who all travel through fantastical settings such as the FeatherWorld and Turkey Hell. With the guidance of Uncle Donny (Dan Usaj), the wig-wearing inventor of the PluckMaster 3000, Jefferson (Joe Hartzler), Head of Security at ThanksgivingLand, and a WiseTurkey, the gatekeeper to the FeatherWorld, our collection of raunchy characters hope to fend off the murderous rampage of Turkie, all while trying to help Yomi find her mind. (IMDB)


Tuesday, 18 June 2013

ThanksKilling

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Nice tits bitch!
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Shot on an estimated budget of 3,500$ this Horror,Comedy,Thriller is the type of movie you aspiring film makers should take note's on how to make a low budget masterpiece that doesn't look like shit! and the cover doesn't lie first thing you see is BOOBS! 

A cursed 510 year old homicidal turkey named Turkie goes on a tear Killing anyone he comes across! the special FX were pretty damn good for the budget it had, The jokes were so bad i almost spit my beer out laghing so hard, The acting was so bad it was genius! and the plot was so far fetched and fucked up it was the greatest thing in the world.

ThanksKilling is a very enjoyable movie that will leave you feeling extremely stupid and "stuffed" in a very good way! I highly recommend that everyone checks this movie out! So rub some gravy on your tits and watch this movie! Gravy is not necessary but will enhance your movie watching experience!

The Sequel ThanksKilling 3 (Yes 3 it skipped it's own sequel!) was recently released and was funded by the awesome fans who donated 112,248$ through Kickstarter! just so they could see Turkie have a acting future and not be shipped off to the Thanksgiving Turkey Plant to be plucked and packaged for our enjoyment, but rather film a new movie for our enjoyment!

I'll be checking out ThanksKilling 3 in a day or 2 and can't wait! "Cause I Always Come Back For Seconds!" or thirds!