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Tuesday, 25 June 2013

ThanksKilling 3

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ThanksKilling 2 has been destroyed! Only 1 copy still Exists! And Turkie will stop at nothing to get it! Will Turkie be able to save the last copy of ThanksKilling 2?? gotta watch to find out!

ThanksKilling 3 is the Sequel to ThanksKilling 1 and starts off with boobs in the first second, just like the first film does! and Turkeys are alot like women we only love them for there breasts! but not Turkie you'll love him for more then his breasts he comes "stuffed" with hilarious joke's and a "fowl" attitude! Sometimes I wished I dropped acid or still smoked weed, cuz this shit here would blow your fucking mind even more on drugs! And for those of you who have never dropped acid before this is what it would look like on a good trip, A wacky fucked up Thankgiving movie with puppets and a couple humans and of course the key to every great Thanksgiving movie... a Tur"KEY"! This movie isn't just cheesy its Sesame Street on Acid for adults or children with cool parents! Kid's if your parents won't allow you to watch this, tell them to go "Pluck Themselves!"

It's a good thing there was no police around while shooting this movie cuz Turkie would of defiantly been arrested for "Fowl" play or jay walking across the street on the chickens day off. but in all seriousness this movie is "Beaking" awesome the first was shot on a budget of 3,500$ and was so popular the fans supported the sequel by donating over 100,000$ to create this independent  classic! So go find it on Amazon, Itunes, VOD, and many more places, or get "Plucked"

 "You'll love Turkie for more then his breasts! he comes "stuffed" with hilarious joke's and a "fowl" attitude!" PlentyOfHorror!
ThanksKilling 1 Review Click Here!
In "ThanksKilling 3", the fowl-mouthed villain Turkie is back and hacking his way to find the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2" which has landed in the hands of a group of disturbingly crude puppets. The death toll rises as Turkie carves through the likes of Flowis the rapping grandma, Rhonda the bisexual space worm, Yomi the puppet in search of her mind, and their equally ridiculous friends who all travel through fantastical settings such as the FeatherWorld and Turkey Hell. With the guidance of Uncle Donny (Dan Usaj), the wig-wearing inventor of the PluckMaster 3000, Jefferson (Joe Hartzler), Head of Security at ThanksgivingLand, and a WiseTurkey, the gatekeeper to the FeatherWorld, our collection of raunchy characters hope to fend off the murderous rampage of Turkie, all while trying to help Yomi find her mind. (IMDB)


Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Bloodex

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Bloodex The Mad Hatter
Maternity Ward Vol.1 Review 
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In an age where everyone and there dog is a fucking rapper it's hard to find someone with an original sound and style anymore have i found someone who fits the category as being original and doesn't sound like anyone you've ever heard before??? Read on to find out as i check out Bloodex's debut Maternity Ward Vol.1

The answer to the above question is YES! Bloodex The Mad Hatter is a Rapper from Down Under who's mix of Rock and Rap leaves a sound in your ear's like you've never heard before, now I know you've heard that line before, trust me i ain't shitting you he's 1000% original, And once you've heard Bloodex you don't forget it.

Bloodex is your everyday pretty normal Australian guy, He enjoy's long walk's on the beach, fucking hot chick's, taking photo's of his poops, and eating baby's! Yup k so maybe he isn't normal but you can't blame him for giving babies a taste and giving a whole other meaning to "Baby Back Ribs" If i grew up in a Country that let's Dingo's Eat Your Babies, I'd be curious myself to find out what the Dingos love there taste so fucking much! From what i understand from talking to Bloodex is that there delicious, and nutritious.
Recently Bloodex released his debut album Maternity Ward Vol.1 as a free download to the millions AND MILLIONS OF THE BLOODEX FANS WORLDWIDE! Along with a very limited amount of hard copy CD's. Maternity Ward features 12 Bangers Along with an Intro and Outro for a total of 14 Tracks.

The whole CD is packed with a sound so original and lyrics and themes so twisted that your whore mom will smack you for just listening to it, not many CD's have that kind of power anymore. 90% of the songs could easily be a #1 song on a Top 40 Chart.
Download Maternity Ward Vol.1 For Free CLICK HERE!


1- A Light Snack (Intro)

2- Let's Go Killing
From what i understand killing and spilling blood makes Bloodex Horny, and that makes for a dope ass song that makes you wanna just skip down the street with swords slicing everyone in your way. Let's Go Killing cuz, girl me so hoooorrny!

3- Better Off Alone
This song is one of the more of a serious song with meaning that normal people like you can relate to, And is about heartbreak and realizing your better off alone, also this song has some Metal Vocals which works really well. 

4- ABC 123
WHAAAAT BITCH! You ain't never killed someone before?? Don't fear Bloodex will help you along with this helpfull song which is full of great usefull tips!! Like if your lazy, make the people come to you!! Genius thats really helped me step up my game! If you like this song later on he teach's you step by step directions on how to eat a new born!

5- A Mistake
A great song to play for that mistake of a little brother or sister you don't like

6- Dear Diary
This song has a great flow, great lyrics, a dark beat which makes you feel the pain in the words.

7- Whore Balls And Padded Walls
A Sex Anthem and a great one to fuck bitchs to.

8- Meat The Fockers
Not to be mistaken for the lovable Fockers from the movie's, This is a dark song that journeys through killing you! no matter what bitch there's no escaping so Meat The Fockers!

9- Severed Dick
I have many favorites off this album but "Severed Dick" is my personal favorite its a fun song that makes me wanna dance and pretend like i'm dodging imaginary severed dicks! while singing along out loud in public.

10- Your Mum's A Whore
The title say`s it all your Mum's a fucking whore!! now if you didn`t know now you know!

11- New Born Babies Yummy Yummy
Like I said earlier heres a song that makes me hungry every time I hear it! MMMmmm New Borns!! Delicious step by step directions to eating a new born!

12- On Top Of A Boobie
This song will be a future classic all children who don't get eaten will learn, On Top Of A Boobie is a classic retelling of your childhood favorite "On Top Of Spaghetti" show your mom this Hilarious updated version!  

13- Bloodbath
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOOOD EVERYWHERE! better not fuck with the Mad Hatter on this one or he'll stick his dick inside your brain and ejaculate inside... true story i know a guy who knew a guy who saw it happen! 

14- Drip Drip (Outro)

4.5 Eaten Babies Outta 5 Would of been 5/5 but Bloodex hasn't shitted out the rest of the 5th yet