Bloodex The Mad Hatter
Maternity Ward Vol.1 Review
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In an age where everyone and there dog is a fucking rapper it's hard to find someone with an original sound and style anymore have i found someone who fits the category as being original and doesn't sound like anyone you've ever heard before??? Read on to find out as i check out Bloodex's debut Maternity Ward Vol.1
The answer to the above question is YES! Bloodex The Mad Hatter is a Rapper from Down Under who's mix of Rock and Rap leaves a sound in your ear's like you've never heard before, now I know you've heard that line before, trust me i ain't shitting you he's 1000% original, And once you've heard Bloodex you don't forget it.
Bloodex is your everyday pretty normal Australian guy, He enjoy's long walk's on the beach, fucking hot chick's, taking photo's of his poops, and eating baby's! Yup k so maybe he isn't normal but you can't blame him for giving babies a taste and giving a whole other meaning to "Baby Back Ribs" If i grew up in a Country that let's Dingo's Eat Your Babies, I'd be curious myself to find out what the Dingos love there taste so fucking much! From what i understand from talking to Bloodex is that there delicious, and nutritious.
The whole CD is packed with a sound so original and lyrics and themes so twisted that your whore mom will smack you for just listening to it, not many CD's have that kind of power anymore. 90% of the songs could easily be a #1 song on a Top 40 Chart.
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2- Let's Go Killing
From what i understand killing and spilling blood makes Bloodex Horny, and that makes for a dope ass song that makes you wanna just skip down the street with swords slicing everyone in your way. Let's Go Killing cuz, girl me so hoooorrny!
3- Better Off Alone
This song is one of the more of a serious song with meaning that normal people like you can relate to, And is about heartbreak and realizing your better off alone, also this song has some Metal Vocals which works really well.
4- ABC 123
WHAAAAT BITCH! You ain't never killed someone before?? Don't fear Bloodex will help you along with this helpfull song which is full of great usefull tips!! Like if your lazy, make the people come to you!! Genius thats really helped me step up my game! If you like this song later on he teach's you step by step directions on how to eat a new born!
5- A Mistake
A great song to play for that mistake of a little brother or sister you don't like
6- Dear Diary
This song has a great flow, great lyrics, a dark beat which makes you feel the pain in the words.
7- Whore Balls And Padded Walls
A Sex Anthem and a great one to fuck bitchs to.
8- Meat The Fockers
Not to be mistaken for the lovable Fockers from the movie's, This is a dark song that journeys through killing you! no matter what bitch there's no escaping so Meat The Fockers!
9- Severed Dick
I have many favorites off this album but "Severed Dick" is my personal favorite its a fun song that makes me wanna dance and pretend like i'm dodging imaginary severed dicks! while singing along out loud in public.
10- Your Mum's A Whore
11- New Born Babies Yummy Yummy
Like I said earlier heres a song that makes me hungry every time I hear it! MMMmmm New Borns!! Delicious step by step directions to eating a new born!
12- On Top Of A Boobie
13- Bloodbath
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOOOD EVERYWHERE! better not fuck with the Mad Hatter on this one or he'll stick his dick inside your brain and ejaculate inside... true story i know a guy who knew a guy who saw it happen!
14- Drip Drip (Outro)
4.5 Eaten Babies Outta 5 Would of been 5/5 but Bloodex hasn't shitted out the rest of the 5th yet
For starters he needs a new label, they're robbing him blind, have ripped off fans ans are desecrating his name.
ReplyDeleteBloodex is wonderful, but it's just not doing him justice.