Sharks rain from tornadoes causing a wave of destruction and panic over the city in the newest Sci Fi epic from Asylum films. The concepts of these bad CGI films from the SciFi network are always great but unfortunately they usually take once mainstream actors and focus on them to please a mainstream audience. Personally I don't care about Tara Reid, or some fool from Beverly Hills 90210 at all, the only thing I was interested in was shark filled tornado's and I never really got my fill with Sharknado.
When the shark's do take centre stage Sharknado kicks all kinds of ass, but those moments are too few to ever want to sit through Sharknado. I'm not saying you shouldn't watch Sharknado, what I am saying is if like me you are sitting there asking yourself when are the sharks coming and is there any reason I shouldn't be just fast forwarding to the shark parts? The answer is no, there's nothing worth seeing other than the shark parts so don't waste your time with the rest. The reason why these movies suck past their original concept is because they seem to take themselves 100% too seriously. In a movie like this I want, scratch that, I need one liners, I don't need a family coming together story; that shits boring and they do it every damn time. So Sci Fi you fail once again even though most will say you didn't just because the shark parts are really, really, cool; the gore is plentiful, and although the sharks are bad CGI that doesn't stop them from stealing the show. The company needs to re-evaluate their writing style and stop attempting to write emotional dramas into bad movies, they don't mix! You don't need story when you have a SHARKNADO, or a giant Sasquatch or a Sharktopus or anything of the sort; just STOP!
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