Wednesday, 10 July 2013
Cam Girl
The synopsis on the back cover reads, "Student Mary O'Brian becomes a Cam girl to make ends meet, but winds up with an obsessed client with strange fantasies who is involved with sinister forces unbeknownst to Mary."
I'm writing this as I watch and I have to say this might be the worst atrocity I have ever seen. I've seen this girl strip in front of the camera so many times that the nudity has lost any kind of excitement or meaning. I've come to the point that I'm now analysing the shitty paint job on the fucking 4 walls around her that have imprisoned me for the duration. Ever wanted to see the day in a life of a cam girl as she strips, reads instant messages and mumbles her typed responses before going to the kitchen to make a sandwich to stick in her whore mouth as she lays down to cry about her lazy ass not making enough money to cover the rent? This is voyeurism of a pathetic dullard who fucking sucks at life and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse I swear a fucking Disneyesque song called camera girl just started playing to poke some laughable sadness out of the situation. The last 3 minutes a weak killer was introduced to off the cam girl, it didn't even show her get killed...... So they made sure they filmed every dull second of this piece of trash's life and didn't even reward us with the courtesy of being a voyeur to her demise? Cam Girl is an unacceptable chunk of vomit that comes on the 7 movie set Grindhouse Galore (Nothing Grindhouse about this bitch) I only paid a dollar for each movie technically and that's exactly how I feel, I just had a 1 hour and 18 minute session with a dollar whore, I had better get tested! Surely the rest of these movies can't be that bad?
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