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Sunday, 11 August 2013

Escape From Jesus Island

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Somewhere on a remote island religion embraces science in order to create a clone of the original Jesus Christ. The experiment is an astounding success, but as Michael Crichton taught us in the good book (Jurassic Park) when you fuck with mother nature shits gonna go south quick; such is the story of writer Shawn French's gruesome Sci fi horror comic Escape From Jesus Island! Instead of dinosaurs throw in demonic entities, metaphysical beings, and enraged mutants straight from the deepest bowels of Hell itself.

Now while I have you picturing the badass visuals this idea creates imagine just for a second while flipping through this beautifully drawn gore rag you can't help but recognise the face of a demon or mutant charging into battle, maybe because that's the face you see in the mirror everyday! That's right, writer Shawn French and artist Mortimer Glum the respective God's creating this world have this exact perk ready for you when you throw your hard earned dough in the virtual collection plate that is EFJI kickstarter campaign. Tons of awesome perks await you after donation including many cast spots set aside to cement your legacy in horror history as members of the demonic army and I'm not talking about pawns either, these characters are royalty, these characters are mainstay villains of the series! These are pages you can share with your children and grand children and gloat to your friends about. A little less skrill? Not to worry go get yourself killed in gruesome detail! Because who doesn't want a picture of their own bloody torn up corpse?

The best part of this campaign might be that they've achieved their first goal, there is no risk in supporting this cause, you are guaranteed to see your investment rewards very soon!

With enough donations the world continues to grow, with enough success in and outside the campaign the sky is the limit to where you might see your face (action figures, playing cards, posters, T -Shirts, etc.)! So I invite you friends to get in on the most exciting and affordable Kickstarter I've ever laid eyes on, join me 1 face of Pariah, the beast with seven heads, become part of horror/comic book history! For more information on everything Jesus Island including the perk packages visit,
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1254797765/escape-from-jesus-island-comic-book-series



Friday, 7 June 2013

V/H/S 2

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Just released On Demand the other day is V/H/S 2 it's the second of I'm sure many to come in the V/H/S Horror Movie series, Also make sure to check it out in Theater's July 12, 2013. V/H/S 2 is about - While Searching for a missing student, two private investigators break into his house and find a collection of VHS tapes. Viewing the horrific contents of each cassette, they realize there may be dark motives behind the student's disappearance.

From the Directors of The Raid, Hobo With A Shotgun, You're Next and The Blair Witch Project! This made me really excited about seeing this movie as I loved every single one of those movies!

Don't want to spoil anything so without saying what each tape is about, I'll tell you my thoughts on each one. I went into watching this movie without seeing any Trailers for it at all, so i'd be completely surprised about everything in this movie, and I'm glad i did that cuz i had no clue what so ever what was in this movie!

The First Tape is pretty awesome! Directed by Adam Wingard. Brings The Scares, n Creepy shit in full effect, If you're a pussy grab a blanket and wrap yourself up n cover your eye's

The Second Tape Brings the gore and i guess if you have a twisted mind a little humor as i laughed a little bit during this amazing tape! Directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Gregg Hale

The Third Tape Written & Directed by Timo Tjahjanto & Gareth Huw Evans is my favorite of the 4. It's subtitled as it's not in English not sure what the exact language is Chinese or Mandarin or something else, but I'm sure if this was in English it wouldn't be nearly as awesome, Each tape just keeps outdoing the last all i gotta say is this tape... Holy Shit!! Fucking Love It!

The Fourth Tape was really well done about a subject matter that's never really interested me but the Director Jason Eisener did an amazing job turning this into an entertaining story! I really enjoyed it alot.

What in my mind sets this apart from other Horror movies is this is like 5 short Horror Movies in one 4 Tapes and the main story to make it a feature film and not just 5 short story's! each is packed full of creepy shit, good scares, gore, blood, and titties and all the other ingredients to make an awesome movie! while other horror movies spread a few scares here n there within a full length feature film, I watch ton's of Horror Movies and haven't seen one this amazing in a while! I recommend you watch it with a lady friend with the lights off! Also this movie gets bonus points for having some nice ass titties in it!!! and some of the goriest scenes you'll ever see in a movie! I've been sitting here for about 30 minutes now since the movie ended and all i can think is what the fuck did i just watch... and WOW... I have a pretty twisted mind and I've just witnessed shit i could never of imagined!

Overall if you liked or loved V/H/S 1 you will SHIT OUT YOUR VAGINA! for this one!! it's that fucking good!! And in my opinion WAY better then V/H/S 1 and i loved the first one! and cannot wait for a 3rd installment!!